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SURAJ
MISHRA
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Full Stack Engineer @ Threadwire. I build AI-powered, backend-heavy systems โ multi-tenant SaaS, RAG pipelines over real enterprise data, and APIs that stop being slow after I look at them (4 min โ 50 s ยท 800 ms โ 560 ms). This entire site is hand-written vanilla JS, including the 3D engine below. Zero frameworks. Hit HOW IT WORKS on any feature to see exactly how it's built.
secret: โโโโโโโโBA
THE SHELL
A real command parser lives in here. Type help. Type sudo. Type rm -rf / if you're brave.
ABOUT.JS
Prose is for people who don't own a mechanical keyboard.
CURRENT QUESTS
- Building a distributed job scheduler that refuses to lose a message.
- Learning Rust. Again. Third time. Sincerely this time.
- Reading Designing Data-Intensive Applications (page 340, forever).
- Open to SWE / backend / infra roles.
CODING HEATMAP (52 wk ยท live)
0 commits + submissions ยท 0 active days ยท longest streak 0d
โ fetching GitHub + LeetCodeโฆ
STAT BLOCK
Percentages are vibes-based, like every skill bar on every portfolio ever shipped.
ATTRIBUTES
hover it โ it fights back
3D PLAYGROUND
A software 3D renderer written from scratch โ perspective projection, depth sorting, back-face culling, drag inertia. ~200 lines, zero libraries. Drag it. Fling it.
TOSS THE STACK
Grab a token and throw it. Actual collision physics, also hand-rolled.
SIDE QUESTS
Fetched live from the GitHub API, then mapped onto curated write-ups. Tilt them โ they like it.
โ fetching live reposโฆ
BUG SQUASH ][
Move with โโ / AD, or drag on mobile. Catch โ, dodge ๐, shoot with SPACE. Score 30 for a trophy.
LEVEL SELECT
git log --author="suraj" --pretty=life
FINAL BOSS: HIRING ME
Response time: faster than your CI pipeline.